Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of this surrealist, dystopian TV show called reality! For your reference, please read carefully the following measures to be put in place from tomorrow Thursday 24th of September.
1. TRACK & TRACE
We will ask for your details (full name & contact number), same as we were doing since we reopened. Failing to do so will result in us refusing entrance. We've also put a QR code on the door that you can use if you have the NHS app. We will still ask for your details regardless and they will be deleted after 21 days. Giving us your details is safer than having a Google account!
2. RULE OF 6
No tables of more than 6, where the 6 can be from different households. Please, don't move chairs and tables.
3. CLOSING AT 10PM
We will call last orders at 9.15pm, stopping service at 9.30pm and closing doors by 10pm with no exception. Strong emphasis on those last three words!
4. FACE COVERINGS
Everyone is to wear masks unless sat at a table. Coming in, leaving, toilet visits require putting the mask on. Make sure you choose a stylish one since you're going to wear it very often now.
5. TABLE SERVICE
We will take your order and bring it to you at the table. We ask you to please be patient, responsible and respectful with our staff as this will be the hardest part of our job at the moment.
This isn't a measure but a "suggestion/recommendation". By booking through the button at the top of the page it allows us to know more or less the amount of people coming on a given day. Also it allows you to make sure that you will have a seat reserved for you.
Thank you all for your understanding during these difficult times!
The Three Tuns